R.C. Anderson
The Orble Angels are here
December 5th 2006 01:34
Orble's Angels are here - original picture courtesy of Wikipedia
You've heard of Charlie's Angels. You may have even seen the movie, enjoyed the TV series or played with the funny little promotional dolls they decided to bring out to really push their point home.
Well, move over Charlie's Angels … the Orble's Angels Girls are here.
And they mean business.
Orble's Angels work undercover to fight crime on the Orble network. The MOSTEST directions are their bible and they adhere vigorously to the guidance set out for the betterment of the human race.
And they love their food.
They act, with the best of intentions, to protect the Orble minnows … supporting and encouraging, giving strength and assistance to the 'newbies' in Orble-land, while using their cunning and guile to bring down the smug, the bad bloggers, those who use disrespect and disdain to discredit their fellow Orblers.
Orble's Angels are strong and sexy (of course), tough with a sassy humour and smart intelligence (goes without saying).
Orble's Angels are knowledgeable, lurking in the background, ready to pounce on some unsuspecting blogger who threatens the integrity of the Orble network.
The Orble’s Angels just … are. And beware … they know where you live.
And they love their bubbles.
Meet the Orble’s Angels.
D.D. is Gold Angel. Like a slab of Old Gold Chocolate, Gold Angel is sensual and seductive, dark and mysterious, deceptively sweet, smooth and sometimes full of nuts. Gold Angel is not old, just Old Gold (does that make sense?), intelligent and attractive, weaving her web of intrigue and observation to attract unsuspecting Orblers who insist on doing the wrong thing. Gold Angel’s bubbles come from her G & T… a drink not for the faint-hearted.
Watch out for our D.D.
K.L. is Cherry Angel, the baby of the Orble’s Angels. Like a bar of Cherry Ripe chocolate, Cherry Angel is fun and fruity, but full of bite, passion and femininity. Cherry Angel is a pink and blonde goddess, but beware, her teeth are sharp and she has a strong connection to … the Dark Side. (She’s a zombie but … not … if you see what I mean.) Cherry Angel’s bubbles come from her love of pink champagne but, don’t be deceived …
… K.L. is a force to be respected.
A.H. is Caramel Angel (or Caramello Angel, or Old Fangy Angel or Bitey Angel or …). Like one of those chocolates you get in a box of Cadbury’s Roses, you know the ones, when you bite into it the caramel splodges out and sticks to your chin, Caramel Angel is sweet and sticky, never letting go when she has her fangy teeth into a problem (not until she’s washed off with soap and warm water, anyway). Caramel Angel is deceptively simple (no, I don’t mean that she’s one slice short of a loaf) and more-ishly tasty, with a vaguely reddish stripiness to her hair. Caramel Angel’s bubbles come from a cold glass full to overflowing with dry white wine with a dash of soda water (alternatively, they could come from a plastic beaker of Diet Solo but that just doesn’t sound quite romantic enough).
Beware the pregnant woman, A.H.
The Orble’s Angels weapons are their pens (well … their typing fingers, actually, but that just didn’t seem to flow quite as smoothly as ‘pen’. I’ll show you what I mean …
The Orble’s Angels weapons are their typing fingers … well, I’m sure you can get my point.)
Where was I? Oh yes, pens … and they wield their weapons with courage and determination, sensitivity and humour, humanitarianism and truth.
The Orble’s Angels are here; watching, lurking, stalking, ready to pounce. And if you’re not careful they might just bring out little dolls too, with little moving arms and legs and a head that can’t be pulled off (just in case).
You have been warned.
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Comment by DuskDevi
Rucks and Rolls
Rugby World Cup 2007
Caramella...you brilliant, beautiful, witty, wonderful, funny Angel...I made sure I put my cup of coffee aside as soon as I received the new post notification.
I am so glad I did.
(Does this make Jon Charlie? Nahh...sorry Jon...we're our own boss...but really, thank you for the free domain...)
Love this my Caramella A.H....love this.
Dusk
PS. Cherry Angel will probably cry. Again.
Comment by Andrea
V8 Supercar Pitstop
Cherry Angel cries at everything, the little treasure.
I thought about that Charlie thing and who it would be and, like you, I decided that we rule ourselves.
Either that or we're ruled by alcohol ... I haven't worked that out yet.
Glad you liked it, Gold Angel. You do say such lovely things.
Caramella Angel.
Comment by pegasus
Poker Addict
Very entertaining. Hope I don't get in the angel's bad books!
smile
Peg
Comment by Cibbuano
20/20 Filmsight
Science News
Hunt Famous
Orble Post of the Day
Fat Cult
Techbreak
Comment by K.L. Almeroth
Motherhood
Ah...
(Strange, gurgling noises that I can't seem to stop)
You're the bomb, A.H. You're the bomb!! (Whatever that means)
I love this! Love this! Can't tell you how much I love this!
And yes, I cried. Of course I cried!!
You two Angels are beautiful. How did you capture our personalities so well, A.H.??
I'm just going to go now, and reread it, and blubber some more...
And email it to everybody I know.
Loving my Food Angels,
K.L.
xoxo
Comment by Nina
TV Babble
Comment by Andrea
V8 Supercar Pitstop
That is an excellent idea ... always stay on the right side of the Angels!
Thanks for stopping by and commenting.
A.H.
Comment by DuskDevi
Rucks and Rolls
Rugby World Cup 2007
I have deadlines dammit. I have work to do. And because I was too busy laughing and crying and popping my ribs...I missed a lunch appointment with my MBF (that is not my medical care fund, that would be my soul brudda).
I told him that Orbles Angels had been called forth to fight crime (against seriousness...we're a Division of the SLU, the Serious Laughing U-nut...this is a crucial branch of MOSTEST) and we got held up because the Sinister Dr C Reus and his cohort King SolemnMan from U.P.T.I.G.H.T. had threatened to rear their ugly heads...but we 'hiii-yad' and 'ka-powed' and blowed their grouse down...
I'm in trouble.
I gotta go.
Who am I kidding?
Love ya my Angels.
Comment by Andrea
V8 Supercar Pitstop
Thanks for dropping in.
The Orble's Angels are there to kick anyone and everyone's butts. Then again, my waist is getting a bit soft around the edges too!!! Must be down to my association with all this chocolate.
A.H.
Comment by Andrea
V8 Supercar Pitstop
Maybe I should have mentioned those strange little noises you make in the post. I reckon that would have tied in nicely with your fun and fruity personality!
I do hope this was worth the wait ... you did humbug me enough, after all. Actually you're as bad as my daughter ... "mum, can I have this?", "mum, can I have that?" "mum, can I have this and that?" "mum ..." well, you get the idea.
Dusk picked your reaction perfectly, my weepy Sis.
I'm glad you liked it (thanks for the email, by the way.)
Caramel Angel.
Comment by Andrea
V8 Supercar Pitstop
Strong, intelligent and courageous - that's the Angels. Oh, and don't forget sexy, of course!
Loving your support. Thankyou on behalf of all the Angels.
A.H.
Comment by Andrea
V8 Supercar Pitstop
You are a classic, my MOSTEST Gold Angel. The SLU verses the U.P.T.I.G.H.T. ... the power of the Angels will win every time.
Keep up your ka-powing, my friend, and throw in a few ka-punches for good measure.
You make me cackle so hard the button just flew off my trousers (blame the baby, not the chocolate).
You and K.L., you are my Angels.
A.H.
Comment by katyzzz
Photography Tips
Health Focus
Poetry Lighthouse
MS Paint Art
Oh, dear, I think you may mean me, but I do sound rather luscious.
I couldn't resist this post, it is superbly executed.
Mostly, I couldn't resist it because I thought you had pinched some of my computer art, or even done it yourself?????
I was shocked as I got towards the end, quite convinced you had written pen...s there but realised, with some relief, it was only pens you were talking about.
It seems reasonably wholesome and expresses your point very well. So now I must fly away to land unsuspectingly on some other post.
This will surely keep you in the top runners for a while and above me, shame, I'm such a good little angel.
katyzzz
Comment by Jessicca
Health 2 Know
Learning Something Everyday
Daily History
Malaysia Found
I didn't realise this until I saw this post!
So we have our very own crime-busting angels lurking around and ready to pounce on those baddies in Orble. ^_^
Great and really really cool!
I shall keep my head up and be alert not to fall onto the Orble Angel's Baddies Book. ^_^
Keep it up angles! ^_^
Cheerio
Jessicca
Comment by katyzzz
Photography Tips
Health Focus
Poetry Lighthouse
MS Paint Art
Oh, dear, I think you may mean me, but I do sound rather luscious.
I couldn't resist this post, it is superbly executed.
Mostly, I couldn't resist it because I thought you had pinched some of my computer art, or even done it yourself?????
I was shocked as I got towards the end, quite convinced you had written pen...s there but realised, with some relief, it was only pens you were talking about.
It seems reasonably wholesome and expresses your point very well. So now I must fly away to land unsuspectingly on some other post.
This will surely keep you in the top runners for a while and above me, shame, I'm such a good little angel.
katyzzz
Comment by Andrea
V8 Supercar Pitstop
Thank you. Once again you offer kind words and excellent commentary.
The artwork? Well, I'd love to be able to claim that for my own but it is an amended version of the actual Charlie's Angels logo/poster. You'll be pleased to hear that I did do the changes on MSpaint, though.
And just to put your mind at rest ... there is not a penis in sight.
A.H.
Comment by Andrea
V8 Supercar Pitstop
Oh, from what I've seen, I'm sure Dusk, K.L. and myself will have no problems with your blogs. The Angels have no need to strike!
Those baddies had better watch out, though. We will be waiting.
Thanks for your support and appreciation.
A.H.
Comment by Jessicca
Health 2 Know
Learning Something Everyday
Daily History
Malaysia Found
When a blog site is popular, there are always potential of baddies lurking around.
I will better watch out on the comments on my post to avoid baddies to strike on my areas.
Comment by Andrea
V8 Supercar Pitstop
You have a very good point. It's so good to see you joining the quest and kicking those baddie's butts.
A.H.
Comment by K.L. Almeroth
Motherhood
Yes, I know...nothing like the pressures from your Cherry Angel to get you writing....
I'm like your Muse...with a pink whip...
Perhaps some chocolate dangling on a string, instead of a carrot....
Glad the good forces on Orble are enjoying your wonderful post!
Your sis,
K.L.
xoxo
Comment by Andrea
V8 Supercar Pitstop
I didn't mention your whip in the post, maybe I should have done! ...
... watch out for the whip-wielding Cherry Angel. Fun and fruity she may be, but with pink whip in hand she's deadly.
Then again, all the naughty male Orblers might take whip-references the wrong way!!!
It is good to see the responses, isn't it. And this is our post, not just mine. All I did was put words on the page, it was inspired by all of us.
Your Angel in disguise
A.H.
Comment by K.L. Almeroth
Motherhood
And then there were 3...
MOSTEST, My Girls and now Orble's Angels...
The Power of 3!!!
(Okay, may have been watching too much Charmed of late)
Your Whipping Angel (insert appropriate wa-choosh noise here),
K.L.
Comment by DuskDevi
Rucks and Rolls
Rugby World Cup 2007
It's Karindiana Jones!!!
Comment by K.L. Almeroth
Motherhood
Just when you thought it was safe to take a sip of water (yes, water...Not Coke, not pink champagne...I'm having too much fun to need bubbles)...
Computer screen. Gone again.
Karindiana Jones...oh, I like that. I like it a lot.
Comment by Andrea
V8 Supercar Pitstop
Karindiana Jones and her pink whip. Damn, watch out, here she comes.
Comment by Portsmouth
Lots of love from Pompey
Comment by Adrian
Philosophy Blog
Comment by Andrea
V8 Supercar Pitstop
Damn, you're a philosophical kinda guy!
The Orble Mafia ... I like it. We can all work in cohorts, legitimately enterprising and encouraging those minnows.
I like the idea of profits too. Shame I hardly ever seem to get any. Oh well ... we, the Orble's Angels and Orble Mafia do it for love ... don't we?
Oh and if it ever gets personal ... we ain't telling!
Thanks buddy
A.H.
Comment by Andrea
V8 Supercar Pitstop
Need you even ask? You are first on the list for a non-headless Angel doll.
Always lovely to hear your comments; I do like to know you've been around. I'll email you soon ... promise.
Love you lots
A.H.
Comment by DuskDevi
Rucks and Rolls
Rugby World Cup 2007
Don Adrian...dis is always personal...
The Angels counter disdain, disrespect and discrediting with discovery, discussion, distinction, discretion and distinguished behaviour....and a whole lotta love!
Dis be da truth.
DuskDevi aka DD aka Old Gold Angel
Comment by Andrea
V8 Supercar Pitstop
You said it so beautifully!!!
Comment by KylieW
Celebrity Obsession
Great, great post! I'm all for women upholding the values of MOSTEST and kicking butt while they do it.
I must admit, I'm strangely drawn to Adrian's Orble mafia....but that's because I always wanted to be badass. Instead I shall keep watch and send out the signal when I come across a situation that I feel only the Orble Angels can tackle!
KylieW
Comment by Andrea
V8 Supercar Pitstop
Always great to welcome another Butt-kicker.
Adrian's Orble Mafia does have a certain dangerous attraction to it, doesn't it. A kind of eroticism that only comes with living on the edge between good and bad.
Oh God, now I'm starting to sound a little like a bad horror story.
Thanks for your support of the Angels, my friend.
A.H.
Comment by MelissaA
Fun Facts
Comment by Andrea
V8 Supercar Pitstop
Them there hills are too damn tough to climb!!! Try hiding down a hole instead ... it's easier.
Thanks for coming by, my friend.
A.H.
Comment by K.L. Almeroth
Motherhood
Wa-kish! Wa-kish!!
(Felt that sounded a bit more like my pink whip cracking - ha, ha, the word cracking...has the word 'crack' in it)
I'm gone again. The hilarity is back.
Cherry Angel.
xoxo
Comment by JoshZ
A Simple Christian
JZ
Comment by Andrea
V8 Supercar Pitstop
Damn ... I'd just stopped giggling from last time and you come along and start me off again.
Would it have been so hard for you not to have said that?
Ha ... see, if you can do it so can I. Got it in again ... hard ... yes?
No ... no, I don't mean that I got a hard one in again, I ...
Oh bugger.
A.H.
Comment by Andrea
V8 Supercar Pitstop
We won't do anything to hurt you. Promise.
As long as you're careful ... very very careful.
Thanks for visiting and showing your FEAR.
A.H.
Comment by DuskDevi
Rucks and Rolls
Rugby World Cup 2007
So that's why 'Betrayal' will be published in hardcover...
JZ...
Woah no.
Nasty? Only if you're nice...
Comment by Andrea
V8 Supercar Pitstop
Damn, there I go again.
Comment by MelissaA
Fun Facts
Comment by Andrea
V8 Supercar Pitstop
You caught me out. Am I really so obvious?
My three year old son likes playing in the dirt ... I'll send him down after you ... see how you like that !!!
Ha, that'll stop you in your tracks!!!
A.H.
P.S. Hang on ... How did you know that the Orble Angels were the ones who found Saddam.
Comment by MelissaA
Fun Facts
Ahhh....I know many things, I have my sources too you know. ; )
Comment by Andrea
V8 Supercar Pitstop
It looks like the Angels will have to keep you on their side...
A.H.
Comment by MelissaA
Fun Facts
being on the 'good' side might be nice for a change. You promise that you really are 'good'?
Comment by Andrea
V8 Supercar Pitstop
'Good' is such an over-used concept, don't you think ...
A.H.
Comment by MelissaA
Fun Facts
Comment by Andrea
V8 Supercar Pitstop
Catch you soon.
A.H.
Comment by Bryn
Horrorphile
Comment by Andrea
V8 Supercar Pitstop
Comment by Bryn
Horrorphile
Comment by Andrea
V8 Supercar Pitstop
"A magnificent piece of pop culture iconography" ... are you talking about her nipples or your "friend's" poster?
A.H.
Comment by Bryn
Horrorphile
good question! Both?!
Apparently, Farrah's nipples have their own casting agent.
She did this "doco" some years ago where she paints and gets painted (in the nude) ... Or perhaps I'm getting my dream wires crossed ...?
I seem to remember her nipples commanding a fair bit of attention ...
I also have a very vivid memory of seeing the sf movie Saturn 3 (with Kirk Douglas) and there's a couple of brief topless scenes with her and I was a transfixed 12 year old!
Let the truth unfurl ...
Comment by Andrea
V8 Supercar Pitstop
I reckon half of the hollywood nipples have their own casting agent ... and I'm not just talking about the women.
Twelve year old ... topless scenes ... Farrah's nipples ... yes, I can see why you were transfixed.
Any more little tit-bits (no pun intended) of honesty you'd like to share? truth-telling is very therapeutic, so I understand.
A.H.
Comment by Bryn
Horrorphile
Comment by Andrea
V8 Supercar Pitstop
And on that note, we might leave it at that.
A.H.
Comment by Bryn
Horrorphile
Comment by Andrea
V8 Supercar Pitstop
Contentious or not, you make for a very interesting conversation, Bryn, so thanks for stopping by.
A.H.
Comment by Sarah White
coolgirlsar to the rescue
One Too Many Chocolate Bars
Comment by Andrea
V8 Supercar Pitstop
It's good to see that the Angels are still getting the recognition that they deserve.
"Smile and feel safe" ... hmmmm ... a motto in the making, maybe!!?
A.
Comment by RV
rv
I'm back!
I know there are only three Angels but I would like to be a part of the crime busting group should there be a fourth position! ahihihi.