Unwanted guests in the bedroom
January 5th 2007 00:46
Last night I shared my bedroom with an uninvited guest.
With the sheets pulled over my head I gritted my teeth as I listened to their whining drone and hoped my bare skin wasn't showing.
No, my unwanted guest wasn't my husband, or any other man for that matter.
(Where's Mr hot and sexy from Stargate SG1 when I need him? – Unwanted? Oh no …)
My unwanted, uninvited and thoroughly despised guest was a mosquito.
I did try a bit of catch and kill at one point but the little (oh dear, I can't say that) the little [delete] was way too slippery for this poor pregnant woman. Sniggering and giggling at my attempts to trap it, it insisted on constantly buzzing annoyingly around my head, getting as close to my ear as possible.
The little [delete] knew exactly what to do to thoroughly [delete] me off!
In the end I gave up, hoping beyond all hope that no-one was peering through the hole in the blinds, watching as I bounced around on the bed, waving dirty socks around my head and screaming incoherently (under my breath, of course; don't want to wake my children up). It was like a rather bizarre version of a rain dance … unfortunately, no rain ended up falling and no mosquito met it's untimely death, suffocating in my husband's sock or squashed unceremoniously against the ceiling.
I missed it … every time.
Anyway, that got me thinking.
For those of you that don't know, I'm English. I have sensitive and delicate English skin … perfect for tiny little suckers to come along and take my blood. When bitten I come up in horrifying itchy welts, two centimetres in diameter, unless I'm bitten close to my eye (which has happened before) in which case I end up looking like a battered wife or crash test dummy, with swollen and blackened skin around my poor abused eye.
You can imagine the embarrassment I feel when people gasp over my appearance, all imagining the worse and giving my poor husband the evil eye, thinking he's the culprit, and I quietly inform them that I was attacked by a mosquito.
Okay, back to my thoughts.
I'm interested in natural ways to dissuade pests like mosquitos, flies, ants and the like from taking over our lives. I've done a bit of research and this is what I came up with.
Garlic Oil has been known to repel insects, particularly mozzies. Make garlic oil by peeling and chopping a dozen garlic cloves and adding to half a litre of olive oil. Leave for a couple of weeks to mingle before using. Rub over exposed areas of skin.
A bit messy and stinky but better than catching Ross River Fever or other mozzie born diseases.
Alternatively, you can just eat garlic. Apparently the garlicky smell/taste ends up close to the surface of your skin, coming through your pores in your sweat. Flies, mozzies and other air-borne insects hate it.
Garlic is also an excellent insecticide. Poke some in the ground near your plants to dissuade aphids and other bugs. Especially great with tomatoes. The garlic oil above can also be mixed with water and a little washing-up liquid to make an insect spray for plants.
Okay, so what if you have already been bitten or stung?
Apple cider vinegar can soothe itching when applied to bites and stings, as can baking soda. Make a paste of three parts baking soda with one part water and apply to the bite or sting.
Wasp or bee stings can be eased with cucumber. Apply thin slices of fresh cucumber directly to the site of the sting (remove the stinger first if necessary) and the pain will be drawn out and any swelling will decrease.
Lemon and lime juice are excellent ways to ease the pain and itching associated with insect bites and stings. Just squeeze a little onto the offending site or rub a slice of the fruit on top of the bite. Lemon juice can also be used as an ant repellent for your home. So if you're one of the many sufferers of ants in the house this summer, try squeezing a little lemon juice along the window and door sills and any other entry point into your house.
Onions, tulips and sesame seeds are also known to have healing properties when it comes to insect bites and stings.
Okay, so that's just a few of the one's I found. I could go on and on about this as there are many more natural remedies around. Maybe some of you have other tips that you'd like to share to ease the pain and itching of bites and stings or keep unwanted bugs out of the house.
Above all else, have a safe and insect free summer and, don't forget, garlic will not just repel insects, it'll keep the vampires away as well. It doesn't get better than that.
Blood suckers beware; the garlic is here!
With the sheets pulled over my head I gritted my teeth as I listened to their whining drone and hoped my bare skin wasn't showing.
No, my unwanted guest wasn't my husband, or any other man for that matter.
(Where's Mr hot and sexy from Stargate SG1 when I need him? – Unwanted? Oh no …)
My unwanted, uninvited and thoroughly despised guest was a mosquito.
I did try a bit of catch and kill at one point but the little (oh dear, I can't say that) the little [delete] was way too slippery for this poor pregnant woman. Sniggering and giggling at my attempts to trap it, it insisted on constantly buzzing annoyingly around my head, getting as close to my ear as possible.
The little [delete] knew exactly what to do to thoroughly [delete] me off!
In the end I gave up, hoping beyond all hope that no-one was peering through the hole in the blinds, watching as I bounced around on the bed, waving dirty socks around my head and screaming incoherently (under my breath, of course; don't want to wake my children up). It was like a rather bizarre version of a rain dance … unfortunately, no rain ended up falling and no mosquito met it's untimely death, suffocating in my husband's sock or squashed unceremoniously against the ceiling.
I missed it … every time.
Anyway, that got me thinking.
For those of you that don't know, I'm English. I have sensitive and delicate English skin … perfect for tiny little suckers to come along and take my blood. When bitten I come up in horrifying itchy welts, two centimetres in diameter, unless I'm bitten close to my eye (which has happened before) in which case I end up looking like a battered wife or crash test dummy, with swollen and blackened skin around my poor abused eye.
You can imagine the embarrassment I feel when people gasp over my appearance, all imagining the worse and giving my poor husband the evil eye, thinking he's the culprit, and I quietly inform them that I was attacked by a mosquito.
Okay, back to my thoughts.
I'm interested in natural ways to dissuade pests like mosquitos, flies, ants and the like from taking over our lives. I've done a bit of research and this is what I came up with.
Garlic Oil has been known to repel insects, particularly mozzies. Make garlic oil by peeling and chopping a dozen garlic cloves and adding to half a litre of olive oil. Leave for a couple of weeks to mingle before using. Rub over exposed areas of skin.
A bit messy and stinky but better than catching Ross River Fever or other mozzie born diseases.
Alternatively, you can just eat garlic. Apparently the garlicky smell/taste ends up close to the surface of your skin, coming through your pores in your sweat. Flies, mozzies and other air-borne insects hate it.
Garlic is also an excellent insecticide. Poke some in the ground near your plants to dissuade aphids and other bugs. Especially great with tomatoes. The garlic oil above can also be mixed with water and a little washing-up liquid to make an insect spray for plants.
Okay, so what if you have already been bitten or stung?
Apple cider vinegar can soothe itching when applied to bites and stings, as can baking soda. Make a paste of three parts baking soda with one part water and apply to the bite or sting.
Wasp or bee stings can be eased with cucumber. Apply thin slices of fresh cucumber directly to the site of the sting (remove the stinger first if necessary) and the pain will be drawn out and any swelling will decrease.
Lemon and lime juice are excellent ways to ease the pain and itching associated with insect bites and stings. Just squeeze a little onto the offending site or rub a slice of the fruit on top of the bite. Lemon juice can also be used as an ant repellent for your home. So if you're one of the many sufferers of ants in the house this summer, try squeezing a little lemon juice along the window and door sills and any other entry point into your house.
Onions, tulips and sesame seeds are also known to have healing properties when it comes to insect bites and stings.
Okay, so that's just a few of the one's I found. I could go on and on about this as there are many more natural remedies around. Maybe some of you have other tips that you'd like to share to ease the pain and itching of bites and stings or keep unwanted bugs out of the house.
Above all else, have a safe and insect free summer and, don't forget, garlic will not just repel insects, it'll keep the vampires away as well. It doesn't get better than that.
Blood suckers beware; the garlic is here!
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